seinfeld

seinfeld
1. (seinfeld) (1826↑, 210↓)
Best show on TV, until Jerry decided to end it in 1998.

-They sealed him up with the mint inside\! -THEY LEFT THE JUNIOR MINT IN HIM? -Yes\! -Well, I guess it can't hurt him...people eat pounds of those things. -Yes, they eat them. They don't put them next to VITAL ORGANS IN THEIR ABDOMINAL CAVITY\!\!

2. (Seinfeld) (905↑, 158↓)
THE best show ever made\! Main characters: George Jerry Elain Kramer, Cosmo They're always getting into trouble with other people who aren't really like them. They have there own world that really depends on Superman and cerial. Incase some people watching the show didn't notice, in every episode there is something about Superman, whether it's said or seen. No show out there has yet to match it.

George:What about a show about nothing? Jerry:Are you out of your mind? Okay, what would happen in show? George:What did you do today? Jerry:Well I got up, I took a shower, got dressed, and came here. George:There's a show, that's a show\! Jerry:So you want me to go into NBC and tell them we want to do a show about nothing? George:Exactly\! Jerry:I think you may have something here.

3. (seinfeld) (669↑, 125↓)
Best Show Ever.

George: So, what have you been doing with yourself? Jerry: I'm a comedian. George: Well, I really wouldn't know about that. I don't watch much TV. I like to read. What do you do, a lot of that 'Did you ever notice' kind of stuff? It strikes me a lot of guys are doing that kind of humor. Jerry: Yeah yeah... Boy, you really went bald there, didn't you? You used to really have a thick full head of hair. George: Well, I guess I started losing it when I was about 28, right around the time I made my first million.

4. (seinfeld) (606↑, 101↓)
the show about nothing, is also the best sitcom in television history. till this date, no show has ever been close to top what seinfeld did.

vandalay industries\! vandalay industries\! NO SOUP FOR YOU\! dentists, who needs them? yeah, just like the blacks and the jews.

5. (Seinfeld) (536↑, 96↓)
The greatest sitcom ever invented. Ran for like 9 seasons, and every episode was fucking hilarous. Besides, it had Kramer.

Kramer: Jerry, your gonna be the first pirate\! Jerry: But i don't wanna be a pirate\!\!

6. (Seinfeld) (416↑, 100↓)
The best show ever aired on TV. Main characters are: Jerry, George, Elain, and Kramer.

George: Jerry, did you wash this pear? Jerry: Yeah, I washed it. George: It looks like it hasn't been washed. Jerry: So wash it\! George to Sharen: You hear the way he talks to me? Sharen: You should hear how my boyfriend talks to me. George and Jerry: ..........

7. (Seinfeld) (365↑, 104↓)
The best show ever created for television.

I saw the funniest man alive Jerry Seinfeld yesterday.

8. (Seinfeld) (198↑, 51↓)
Best sitcom and comedian ever...exactly what a sitcom is supposed to be. I've never heard anyone diss Seinfeld in my life and that's fucking awesome\! The main characters are Jerry, the cereal addict; George, the loser with absolutely nothing going for him (my favorite character); Elaine, a woman who suprisingly doesn't have any female friends; Kramer, the hysterical dolt. Don't diss Seinfeld, if you haven't seen any episode out of it's 9 seasons, GO AND WATCH THEM\!\!\!

George: How much do you tip a chamber made? Guy: Hm...5 bucks a night? George: 5 bucks a night\! 2 and the absolute most\! Guy: Get outta here\!

Author: Quartux (Tyler) http://seinfeld.urbanup.com/1415339
9. (seinfeld) (201↑, 61↓)
The best show ever. I even watch it on TV for 2 straight hours everyday.

Mom: Matt go do your homework\! Me: No mom Seinfeld is on. I will just tell my teacher I didn't finish it because Seinfeld was on. She/he will understand. Mom: Oh, OK.

10. (Seinfeld) (152↑, 33↓)
An unparalleled television show that ran from 1989-1998 with 4 main characters, Jerry Seinfeld, George Costanza, Elaine Benes, and Cosmo Kramer. Words cannot describe this show. It is a true classic and will forever be. Every episode was designed to a perfection and full of ironic twists, unique characters, and hilarious endings. It analyzes the little things in life and answers life questions. The series finale was the best\! Love it all\!

Seinfeld Concepts: The Pack, Top of the muffin, mustard and ketchup in the same bottle, Sex with the cleaning lady, Kramer toasting his shirt, the barking dog, Junior Mints, Puffy shirt, Cigar store indian, Mr. Peterman's cake, Stop short, Chinese food, George's cheapness (the red dot, toxic envelopes, etc), the debate of whether the eclaire was trash or food So many unique characters: Bob Sacamano\!\! Art Vandalay, Newman, J. Peterman\!\!\!, Jon Voight, Crazy Joe DaVola, Baboo, David Puddy, Sue Ellen Michgee, Poppy, Jackie Chiles, George's parent's, the list continues... Quotes can be found at www.imdb.com with a forum [[If you're not gonna be a part of a civil society, then just get in your car and drive on over to the East Side.]] [[Cosmo Kramer: They're trying to screw with your head. Jerry: Now why would a junior high school want to screw with my head? Cosmo Kramer: Why does Radio Shack ask for your phone number when you buy batteries? I don't know.]] [[Well, you, my friend, have crossed the line that divides man and bum. You are now a bum.]] Classic.

11. (Seinfeld) (154↑, 52↓)
Greatest TV show ever created, starring Jerry Seinfeld

Did you watch that new episode of Seinfeld yesterday? It was da shit man\!

12. (seinfeld) (155↑, 60↓)
An abbreviation for the name 'Jerry Seinfeld' when said, musch comes to mind. Nothing. Superman...ect. He made the best show of the century. Very sarcastic

Jerry Seinfeld is my idol.

13. (seinfeld) (132↑, 42↓)
the exact opposite of lame.

seinfeld is the greatest show of all time.

14. (Seinfeld) (72↑, 5↓)
The only show in the history of man where you have to watch it to get the funniness of the jokes.

Kramer: Hey you want a Junior Mint? Jerry: No I'm good. Kramer: C'mon they're chocolatey and refreshing. They're delicious\! Jerry: No\! Kramer: (hands one to Jerry and it falls into guy getting operated on). That joke might not have seemed funny here, but if you watch it you'll laugh your fucking ass off. It's the perfect example of a Seinfeld joke.

15. (Seinfeld) (102↑, 36↓)
Seinfeld is the greatest sitcom ever. It absolutely destroys Friends and The Drew Carey Show. Its a show about "nothing."

The Best Scene Ever (happens to be from Seinfeld) \{Jerry and Sheila standing in line at the Soup Nazi's stand\} JERRY: What are you gonna get? SHEILA: I'll decide at the last minute. JERRY: You better decide, sister. You're on deck. \{she begins kissing Jerry\} JERRY: Sheila\! \{Soup Nazi pounding on countertop\} JERRY: Uh-oh. SOUP NAZI: Hey, what is this? You're kissing in my line? Nobody kisses in my line\! SHEILA: I can kiss anywhere I want to. SOUP NAZI: You just cost yourself a soup\! SHEILA: How dare you? Come on, Jerry, we're leaving. \{Sheila walks out and then back in while Jerry is desiding soup or girl\} SHEILA: Jerry? \{Jerry turns toward her\} JERRY: Do I know you? \<\<\< I love that line \{Sheila looks offended\} *end of scene*

16. (seinfeld) (118↑, 56↓)
(N.) Show about "nothing" that starred Jerry Seinfeld. Premiered in 1990 and ended in 1998. Rivals back then present day NBC top show, Friends now.

Seinfeld comes on THREE times a day in syndication in my town, and so does The Simpsons, so there's not too much else to watch between 5:00 and 8:00 on weeknights.

17. (seinfeld) (83↑, 30↓)
Television Show, Situation Comedy, in Syndication Often thought of as a show about nothing, it really is a show about everything.

Tor Eckman to Jerry Seinfeld: You're eating too much dairy.

18. (Seinfeld) (81↑, 31↓)
A show about nothing.

Seinfeld represents the genius of man.

19. (seinfeld) (42↑, 20↓)
the coolest show ever, strictly about nothing. has almost no storyline, besides the many relationships they all have, and general misfortunes that occur in the everyday life of four unusual (yet very common) characters. there is always a stranger in every episode, who's life inevidably get ruined by one of the four main characters, elaine benes, george costanza, jerry seinfeld, or cosmo kramer. cosmo kramer- jerry's next door neighbor who truly believes that he can use all of jerry's things whenever he wants to. does not work, but makes enough money to survive and buy random objects if he so pleases. is a complete and total spaz, has out there views on everything, yet women find him extremely attractive. george costanza- a short, stalky, slow-witted bald man, as he is commonly discribed on the show, who, while he goes in and out of long periods of unemployment, generally gets women when he wants them. has lived with his parents, and does have an anger problem. elaine benes- an attractive, smart woman, who is always sleeping with someone else, and has on and off relationships with david puddy. while she is smart and always has a good job, she lacks common sense. she and jerry have dated but... as commonly said... it didn't work out. jerry seinfeld- a stand up comedian who always has a woman and always finds a way to screw it up. loves cereal and superman, and is always trying to conceal a smile. while jerry seinfeld (screen name and real name) can't act worth beans, he is absolutly hilarious to watch. seinfeld is truly hilarious, and should be watched by all. they have the most interesting characters of any show ever, and are truly timeless. don't miss the contest, the soup nazi, or, the forbidden episode which isn't in syndication, the puerto rican day parade.

timmy: dude, wanna go watch the awesomest show in the world\!? tommy: seinfeld?\! timmy: hell yeah\!

20. (Seinfeld) (22↑, 12↓)
Master of its domain: Television

Jerry Seinfeld: But are you still 'Master of your domain'? Kramer: Yo Yo Ma\! George: I am 'King of the county'. Elaine: I'm 'Queen of the castle'. Jerry: 'Lord of the manor'.

21. (seinfeld) (26↑, 18↓)
best show, evar. also, part of what defines a seinfeld fan is that you have to despise the show friends.

man 1: hey, do you like seinfeld? man 2: well, i hate friends man 1: good man. george: amazing, i drive them to lesbianism and he [kramer] brings them back kramer: i thought we were friends\! jerry: here we go... kramer: how could you two keep this a secret from me? jerry: it's not true\! kramer: AH AH AH, enough lying\! the lying is through\! now c'mon jerry, the masquerade is over.. you're thin, late 30s, single. jerry: so are you.. kramer: wOOWOODEE DOO *freaks out and leaves*

22. (Seinfeld) (5↑, 9↓)
When someone wants to meet with you but has no apparent reason or objectives for the meeting. In other words the meeting is about nothing -- a nod to the TV show Jerry and George were developing for NBC - "a show about nothing"

So this client calls me and says they want to meet so I drop everything to go and we get together at the Royalton and she totally Seinfelded me.

23. (Seinfeld) (2↑, 7↓)
Blaming sex noises on the tv show Seinfeld.

Did you have sex with that girl?" "No dude,we were watching Seinfeld\!\! What were those strange laughing noises in your room man? " Nothin man we were just watching Seinfeld\!\!

24. (seinfeld) (34↑, 59↓)
a hilarious [comedy] TV show about "[nothing]". It ran from 1990 to 1998. The main [star] was [comedian] [Jerry Seinfeld], who is good at his profession. However [Michael Richards], who starred as across-the-hall [neighbor] [Cosmo Kramer] was getting the [lion's share] of the [applause] and [laugh]s until the show producers de-emphasized him in the 1996 - 1997 season, when the show's quality dropped and it just wasn't funny anymore. The series finale was sadistic and unfunny. Still, the first six seasons were great. TV hasn't been as much fun since that time.

Seinfeld comes on twice an evening on the local [CW] channel on week nights. Usually it's a [major hoot].

Author: Buckeye Starrider http://seinfeld.urbanup.com/2402763
25. (seinfeld) (23↑, 67↓)
In the context of playing bass guitar, "seinfeld" refers to plucking the strings extremely hard. The resulting sound is an obnoxious percussive plucking sound, similar to the Seinfeld TV show theme song.

Wow Kevin, you don't have to seinfeld the bass solo. It's way too obnoxious that way.

26. (Seinfeld) (54↑, 143↓)
The funniest sitcom ever next to the Drew Carey Show. It has incredible acting making jokes that don't seem funny on paper are hilarious when Jerry, George (My favorite), Elaine, and Kramer

Jerry Seinfeld (pretending to be dark and mysterious): I don't care for laughter I feel it is just a pointless escape from the cold world we actually live in Girsl: So what do you do? Jerry Seinfeld: I'm a comedian

27. (Seinfeld) (112↑, 222↓)
Repetitive sitcom appearing in the 90's and early 2000's featuring whiny jewish humor and unrealistic, cornball slapstick. Each episode was roughly the same as the last with varying degrees of change such as character George not getting along with woman B as opposed to woman A yesterday. Highly popular among the bread and circuses crowd who also revere American Idol.

"Our new boss never wants to try any new approaches. He is very Seinfeld-like."

28. (Seinfeld) (30↑, 164↓)
The worst comedy or sitcom I ever saw in my life. They try to be funny, but they're jokes are extremely corny, and not even close to funny. Shit, even that showed "Armed and Famous" on VH1 was better, and it only lasted four episodes.

"She had man hands\!" \<\< NOT FUNNY\! "Dude did you see that show Seinfeld?" "Yeah, that show sucks Big fat hairy vagina balls\!"

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Last updated: 2012.03.01

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